I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.: Dear Peta,

benign-ekphrasis:

This is a Gyarados. She is 21 feet long and is capable of destroying entire cities.

If she really wanted to leave her trainer, she could.

This is an Alakazam. He has an IQ of over 5000.

If he really wanted to leave his trainer, he could.

This is a Skarmory. He has razor-sharp wings…