squick-too-quick: stinktnachfisch: HEY. YOU KNOW HOW DOGS HAVE CERTAIN KEY WORDS THAT THEY FREAK...

squick-too-quick:

stinktnachfisch:

HEY. YOU KNOW HOW DOGS HAVE CERTAIN KEY WORDS THAT THEY FREAK OUT AT, LIKE “WALK” OR “RIDE”?

WELL MY DOG HAS BEGUN TO ASSOCIATE “DINNER” WITH FOOD, BUT MY MOM IS TOO LAZY TO SPELL “D-I-N-N-E-R” TO CALL US ALL TO THE TABLE TO EAT.

SO NOW SHE’S LIKE “COME AND GET THE D.”

MOM…

MOM, WE DON’T WANT THE D.

please adopt me.