hawkeyer: cronusamporasthwongodong: hawkeyer: if i had a penis i’d probably constantly forget...

hawkeyer:

cronusamporasthwongodong:

hawkeyer:

if i had a penis i’d probably constantly forget about it and then i’d be changing into my pajamas and start screaming like “wOAH WHAT’S IN MY PANTS oh yeah i have a dick”

i’ve had one for sixteen years and let me tell you this still happens to me

thank u for telling me im glad my suspicions were right