Okay Mycroft, so take us through a day in the life of "The Boss"

221bakerstreet-london:

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micromanage (like a boss)

Promote Synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on Debra’s desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

Oh fuck man I can’t fucking do it… shit!

Pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Debra’s desk (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Suck a dude’s dick (like a boss)

…

Score some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own dick (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

Fuck its brains out (like a boss) 

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

NOW I’M DEAD

 

Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you then? this has been eye opening for me. 

“I’m the boss”

 Ten times better if you read it with the music

#I’m spending far too much time in this fandom. 

Inspired to make after seeing this.