Dumb Homestuck Theory

quadrangledreality:

Okay, so Jake’s last name is ENGLISH, referring to Lord English who is a skeleton guy.

And Jade’s last name, HARLEY is also the name of a motorcycle brand.

And Jake and Jade are related to each other in a parallel universe sort of way.

But you know who is a skeleton guy who rides a motorcycle? Ghost Rider, who was played by NIC MOTHERFUCKIN CAGE.

So what if Jake English and Jade Harley is just a fucking Nic Cage joke.