boosarejustapplausefromghosts:
SHE’S A BLONDE BOMBSHELL, I’M A VULCAN.
I’M FIRST OFFICER, HER SKILLS ARE REDUNDANT.
You’re on the phone with Starfleet they’re upset
They’re going off about letting you have this ship
They’ll never see you as a leader like I do
I’m on the bridge of the USS Enterprise
You say, “Computer, take us to the planet at Warp Nine."
She thinks your facial expressions are silly
But SHE’S A BLONDE BOMBSHELL, I’M A VULCAN
I’M FIRST OFFICER, HER SKILLS ARE REDUNDANT
WHEN YOU ARE ALONE I HOPE YOU REALIZE
THAT I WOULD DIE FOR YOU IF I COULD GET THERE IN TIME
IT IS SO ILLOGICAL, WHAT I AM FEELING
BUT YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN MORE THAN
A CAPTAIN TO ME
YOU BELONG WITH ME
YOU BELONG WITH ME
Walking the halls with you in your Command Gold
I wonder what you’ll be like when you’re old
She’s laughing on the holodeck I think to myself, “She’s probably easy"
And you’ve got a smile that puts the stars to shame
But ever since she got here, it’s not the same
You say you’re fine, I know you better than that
James T. Kirk don’t you dare hit that
SHE WEARS HIGH HEELS, I HAVE POINTY EARS
I’M CLEARLY SUPERIOR, TO HER FEMININE WILES
WHEN YOU ARE ALONE I HOPE YOU REALIZE
THAT I WOULD DIE FOR YOU IF I COULD GET THERE IN TIME
I FAR OUTRANK THIS SILLY LITTLE WOMAN
YOU’RE SO ILLOGICAL
WHY CAN’T YOU SEE-EE-EE
YOU BELONG WITH ME
YOU BELONG WITH ME
Standing by for transport to the surface
Where you have beamed down to wait for me-e-e
You belong with me
[instrumental]
Oh, I remember you paging Mister Spock in the middle of the night
I’m the one who makes you laugh even though I want to cry
I know your history and you make me feel things
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it’s with me
Can’t you see that
I’m the one who
stands by you
Even when
Starfleet denies you
Captaincy
You belong with me
You belong with me
I don’t even belong to this fandom but I’m reblogging this because goddamn that took a lot of effort
