Doctor Who: Guys, we need to do something about Sherlock.
Homestuck: What? What's wrong?
Doctor Who: They're jealous of you, Homestuck. You complained about being on hiatus for two months and then you got an update and... now they're just going insane.
Homestuck: But-but that wasn't our fault! We were just excited!
Doctor Who: I know. But look at them!
Sherlock: Falls... falling... how... John... Sherlock... Rat, wedding, bow.
Doctor Who: As you can see, prolonged exposure drove them insane.
Supernatural: Well, what do expect us to do? It's not like they're possessed or anything, they're just psychotic.
Sherlock: I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH, I AM A HIGH-FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH! DO YOUR RESEARCH.
Avengers: What's going on here?
Hunger Games: Should we kill it?
Doctor Who: No, that's not what I meant! I meant--
Harry Potter: Hey, we're in pain, too! Why don't we get any sympathy?
Merlin: Guys, just calm down--
Star Trek: WHY ARE YOU SYMPATHIZING WITH KHAN!?
Sherlock: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Doctor Who: I. AM. TALKING!!
Everyone: ...
Doctor Who: Thank you. Alright, we need to get someone to help Sherlock. Do you know anyone? A psychiatrist, maybe?
Hannibal: Would anyone care for a nice meal?
Doctor Who: Where did you even come from? Did we invite you?
Homestuck: What? What's wrong?
Doctor Who: They're jealous of you, Homestuck. You complained about being on hiatus for two months and then you got an update and... now they're just going insane.
Homestuck: But-but that wasn't our fault! We were just excited!
Doctor Who: I know. But look at them!
Sherlock: Falls... falling... how... John... Sherlock... Rat, wedding, bow.
Doctor Who: As you can see, prolonged exposure drove them insane.
Supernatural: Well, what do expect us to do? It's not like they're possessed or anything, they're just psychotic.
Sherlock: I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH, I AM A HIGH-FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH! DO YOUR RESEARCH.
Avengers: What's going on here?
Hunger Games: Should we kill it?
Doctor Who: No, that's not what I meant! I meant--
Harry Potter: Hey, we're in pain, too! Why don't we get any sympathy?
Merlin: Guys, just calm down--
Star Trek: WHY ARE YOU SYMPATHIZING WITH KHAN!?
Sherlock: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Doctor Who: I. AM. TALKING!!
Everyone: ...
Doctor Who: Thank you. Alright, we need to get someone to help Sherlock. Do you know anyone? A psychiatrist, maybe?
Hannibal: Would anyone care for a nice meal?
Doctor Who: Where did you even come from? Did we invite you?