Utah politics, you’re doing it wrong.
This gif explains Utah entirely.
And Stephanie Meyer supports this idea in her work
I dont want to live in Utah anymore.
I feel like watching that Family Guy episode called “Prick Up Your Ears” now. (XD)
Right? Becasue it’s totally what happens.
“ Sure, sex is fun, but you can’t have it before you’re married, even if you use a condom. Because not only do condoms fail one hundred percent of the time, they’re also majorly unsafe. Hey, you wouldn’t put a plastic bag over your grandmother’s head would you?”
Lois: Peter, what the hell is this?
Peter: My chastity belt.
Lois: A chastity belt? What in God’s name is that for?
Peter: I’m abstinent Lois, it’s all in these pamphlets Meg brought home from school. Sex turns straight people gay, and Gays into Mexicans, everyone goes down a notch!